Director - ESTJ

If I had two cows, I would plough the farm, dust the crops, feed the pigs, rebuild the barn and celebrate by coming back to my two cows and yell at them for still just standing where I left them hours ago.

If I was an animal, I would be a CAT - Aloof and commanding and I would enforce the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be RAIN FALLING STRAIGHT DOWN.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be The Headless Horseman - who is a mythical figure who has appeared in folklore around the world since at least the Middle Ages.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be medium-short, interestingly cut.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be styled, medium-long.

by A. Cat

Developer - ENTJ

If I had two cows, I would hire them as secretaries.

If I was an animal, I would be a LION - Ensuring the other animals know who is the boss and I would make the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be the WEATHER CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Romulus and Remus (Together) - who, in Roman mythology, these twin brothers' story tells the events that led to the founding of the city of Rome.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be medium-short, swept-back.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, sleek, straight, bangs.




by L. Lion

Results - ESTP

If I had two cows, I would eat one of them and then go drinking down at the pub.

If I was an animal, I would be a FERRET - In the middle of everything; learning, playing, doing and I would break the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be RAINY AND COLD BUT TRY TO CONVINCE YOU IT'S SUNNY ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW AIR CONDITIONER.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Fenrir - who is a monstrous wolf in Norse mythology.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wild, short.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-length, layered, mane-like.







by B. Rule

Inspirational - ENTP

If I had two cows, I would convince them that it would be a privilege for both of them to paint my fence for me.

If I was an animal, I would be a MONARCH BUTTERFLY - Knowing where I am going, how to get there and how to teach other Monarch Butterflies the way and I would debate the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be AN EXCITING STORM WITH LIGHTENING.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Narcissus - who is a hunter in Greek mythology, son of the river god Cephissus and the nymph Liriope.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-short, strands over the forehead.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-length, bouncy.

by B. Monarch

Persuader - ENFJ

If I had two cows, I would spend the rest of the day trying to hug both of my cows at the same time.

If I was an animal, I would be an ELEPHANT - Looking out for the other elephants and organising the herd to get things done and I would reform the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be the PERFECT DAY FOR THE OUTSIDE CONCERT FOR MY FAVOURITE ARTIST.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Jackalope - which is a mythical animal of North American folklore (a fearsome critter) described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, straight, bangs along the forehead.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be tied back, wavy, untidy fringe.

by E. Trunk

Appraiser - ESFJ

If I had two cows, I would paint both of my cows blue and then become angry as they really looked better before.

If I was an animal, I would be a RABBIT - Seeking harmony and cooperation with the other rabbits and I would promote the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be SMOTHERING HUMIDITY.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Nahuatl - the lingua franca, the common language of all the differing peoples that came together under the Aztec civilization.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, curly, styled.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-long, curly, fringe.




by B. Bunny

Promoter - ENFP

If I had two cows, I would get both of them to tell me their life stories.

If I was an animal, I would be a SQUIRREL - Chattering and jumping from tree to tree while forgetting where the acorns were buried and I would not notice the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be SUNNY WITH EEYORE (PESSIMISM) FILTER ON HIGH.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Chupacabra - who is a legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, with its first purported sightings in Puerto Rico.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be aux hawk, some shorter hair on the rest of the head.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-length, layered, fluffy, side-swept bangs, modern.

by C. Bocks

Counselor - ESFP

If I had two cows, I would use them as props in my one man production of a Shakespearean play.

If I was an animal, I would be a DOG - Happy to see you and play or be patted or go for a run and I would manipulate the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be SUNNY DAYS.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Pan - who, in ancient Greek religion and mythology, is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature of mountain wilds, rustic music and impromptus and companion of the nymphs.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be shaggy, wavy, fluffy.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be rainbow-dyed ("mermaid" hair), fluffy, curly.


by P. Animal

Specialist - ISFP

If I had two cows, I would sit up in a tree and draw both of my cows.

If I was an animal, I would be a HORSE - Gently caring, preferring action to words and I would reduce the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be MOOD IMPACTING WEATHER.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie) - who, in Scottish folklore is a creature said to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. It is often described as large in size with a long neck and one or more humps protruding from the water.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be long, straight, side-parted.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be soft, any length, dyed a subtle purple.

by D. Weir

Investigator - INFJ

If I had two cows, I would imagine that my cows are in love and cry with joy.

If I was an animal, I would be an EAGLE - Soaring above, yet keenly sensing all that goes on below and I would negotiate the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be WARM, TOO WARM FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR, LET ME BE THE TOOL TO EDUCATE YOU ALL ABOUT IT.

If I was a mythical figure,I would be Medusa who, in Greek mythology was a monster, a Gorgon, generally described as a winged human female with living venomous snakes in place of hair.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-length.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, wavy, ombré.



by B. Eagle

Agent - INFP

If I had two cows, I would imagine that both of my cows were lonely and cry with sadness.

If I was an animal, I would be a PANDA - Deep in my mysterious forest, contemplating beauty and I would follow my own rules.

If I was the weather, I would say IT WAS THE BEST OF DAYS, IT WAS THE WORST OF DAYS.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be the Will-o'-the-wisp - who, in folklore is an atmospheric ghost light seen by travellers at night, especially over bogs, swamps or marshes.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-length.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, wavy, ombré.




by P. Bear

Achiever - ISTP

If I had two cows, I would get up at 4am and ride them.

If I was an animal, I would be a CHIMPANZEE - Investigating the environment and finding out how things work and I would ignore the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be a STRONG EASTERLY WIND; PERFECT FOR ADVENTURE SPORTS.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Cerberus - who, in Greek mythology, often called the "hound of Hades", is a multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-short, side-part.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be short, curly, practical.




by C. Panzee

Practitioner - ISFJ

If I had two cows, I would plan all of my cows activities for the rest of the week.

If I was an animal, I would be a COW - Following the pecking order and nurturing the calves and I would adhere to the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be ONE DARK CLOUD THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Moby Dick who is a fictional sperm whale who is the main antagonist in Herman Melville's 1851 novel of the same name.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be somewhat short, lays softly.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, soft waves, pulled back into a braid.


by L. Pasteur

Objective Thinker - ISTJ

If I had two cows, I would get up at 4am and milk them.

If I was an animal, I would be a BEE - Always organised and neat and I would master the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be MODERATE TEMPERATURE WITH MODERATE SUNSHINE.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Sleipnir - who, in Norse mythology, Old Norse "slippy" or "the slipper", is an eight-legged horse ridden by Odin.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, clean, simple, designed for efficiency, not flashy.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be neat, simple, clean, short/medium length.

by H. Bee

Perfectionist - INTP

If I had two cows, I would sit around for days thinking that my two cows may be better off as castles.

If I was an animal, I would be a TORTOISE - Contemplating deep thoughts from the safety of my shell and I would question the rules.

If I was the weather, I would be a PRETTY DREAMY COLOURFUL SUNSET.

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Davy Jones' Locker - an idiom for the bottom of the sea; the state of death among drowned sailors and shipwrecks.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be untamed, medium-length.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, messy.



by S. Coach

Enhancer - INTJ

If I had two cows, I would break down both of my cows and use the parts to build robots.

If I was an animal, I would be an ANT - Building intricate systems only I can see and I would revise the rules.

If I was the weather, I would ask YOU MEAN OUTSIDE?

If I was a mythical figure, I would be Anubis - the Greek name of a god associated with mummification and the afterlife in ancient Egyptian religion, usually depicted as a canine or a man with a canine head.

If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, neat, straight.

If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, flowing.



by A. Rogant


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