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Social Justice Warriors - Ess Jay Double-Ewes™

We are talking here about the Social Justice Warrior. This is very different from a Social Justice Civilian.

People that promote and address the social issues that truly matter (civilians) should be widely applauded and acknowledged, but social justice warriors are in a league of their own. They repeatedly bash any content (even if it is innocent) and aggressively call for the downfall of the person who carelessly offended them. They want to apply their politically correct standards and rules to others' speech in an unnecessary or excessive manner. This includes feminism, civil rights, multiculturalism and identity politics. Watch for someone who actively condemns and seeks to harm those who express socio-political views contrary to theirs while claiming to promote social justice.

The Ess Jay Double-Ewes™ Method:
1. Present themselves as a Social Justice Warrior by taking the moral high ground.
2. Select 'facts' due to their superficial mentality. These 'facts' often turn out to be perception, hearsay, opinion or guess (PHOG, aka 'fog'). But they will always think they are correct in all circumstances as they are more intelligent, more informed and have more rational opinions than you suggesting they are more evolved than everyone else.
3. Proceed to detract from many of the real problems by continuing to address and argue about meaningless topics in order to boost themselves in the eyes of their peers. Get angry when given the real facts.
4. Run out of steam, totally outgunned with hypocrisy exposed. Then commence to make their attacks personal including name calling; 'you right wing bastard'- the precursor to defeat.
5. Disappear - never ever agreeing to disagree.
6. Maximise opportunities to assassinate your character. Behind your back, of course.
If you spot this, you can go on pick their pattern and impose correctly on them. Elevanto always looks at what are termed the Idealists - Persuader (5), Promoter (7), Agent (11) and Investigator (10) at this time.


While spotting a Social Justice Warrior is reasonably easy, you will most likely need assistance :-) Look at coverage on the TV of rallies for a bit of fun. This website might tell you what but it will not tell you how. Here are the warriors by Disc type - all sixteen patterns - you will be here, too! Most common are Persuaders, Promoters and Agents. Also shown here is which drug each type is likely to enjoy but that is not by any means exclusive. Contact us for an obligation free quote.

Conducted and Composed by Elizabeth Hunter™ - Last Update 15 August, 2018

1 - Director - ESTJ

As the SJW: Directors become politicians.

Bones of contention / pet issue: You have to pick your battles if you want to make change. Some issues are more important than others.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cocaine - It increases the Director's efficiency and offers a competitive edge – at least until its highly addictive properties take hold.


2 - Developer - ENTJ

As the SJW: Developers will purchase a politician.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Becomes a director of a non-profit organization - that allegedly makes them appear good.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cocaine - It increases the Director's efficiency and offers a competitive edge – at least until its highly addictive properties take hold.


3 - Results - ESTP

As the SJW: Results folk will break the law.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Lobbies government officials for funding towards social welfare programs.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cannabis - Results folk turn to weed as a method of calming their over-active senses and chilling out.


4 - Inspirational - ENTP

As the SJW: Inspirationals make people listen to what they have to say by wrapping it in hilarious jokes.

Bones of contention / pet issue: X seems to be an important issue. [2 weeks later] I’m tired of hearing about it.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Speed - Inspirationals look for a way to defy their physical needs and improve their follow-through on their many excitable ideas – and speed (or amphetamine) provides a shortcut to accomplishing both.


"A Social Justice Civilian is what we want. The opposite is the Social Justice Warrior - a person who causes problems for normal people through protest and constant nagging because they cannot accept that life is not fair. It's never about people being responsible - it's always the fault of 'the system'."

Emeritus Prof. R.Kive™, Ghost writer at elevanto.com.au. (Enhancer)

5 - Persuader - ENFJ

As the SJW: Persuaders are often already the head of a church or something and use their affluence to influence. They try so hard to bring about social harmony that they end up catering to everyone's demands and their quest for tolerance becomes intolerance of social integration, which, ironically, is the basis for harmony. And behave as per the method above if their ideas are questioned. There are some Persuaders that genuinely care, but they are often just annoying, nagging, pushy, sappy and ineffective. It seems creating and living some cliche movie moment, "aww'ing", and going through the motions are more important to them than actually addressing/fixing whatever they are screaming about.

Bones of contention / pet issue: [speaking into microphone] “…and that is why we need an anti-rape initiative on this campus.”

Drug of Choice (if a user): MDMA. Persuaders tend to appreciate the social aspect of this drug, which brings everyone out of their shell and allows an already close group of people to feel even closer.


6 - Appraiser - ESFJ

As the SJW: Appraisers make sure everyone around them knows what’s going on in the world.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Works at a women’s shelter.

Drug of Choice (if a user): MDMA - Appraisers tend to appreciate the social aspect of this drug, which brings everyone out of their shell and allows an already close group of people to feel even closer.


7 - Promoter - ENFP

As the SJW: Promoters try to get everyone involved by personally inviting them to join their cause. And behave as per the method above if they are declined. See themselves as "inner city" even if they are nowhere near the centre of one. Likes areas where there are often social and economic problems which appeal to Promoters. With zero acknowledgment of supply and demand, will extol the virtues of solar power, while leaving the lights on and appliances running, but will not have such a system, believing the 'Guvvament' should supply one for free.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Gender disparities. Racism. Ableism. Ageism. Poverty. Trans* issues. LGBTI issues. So many battles to fight! So little time!

Drug of Choice (if a user): Speed - Promoters look for a way to defy their physical needs and improve their follow-through on their many excitable ideas – and speed (or amphetamine) provides a shortcut to accomplishing both. A graduate of Cannabis.


"For the social justice warrior, it is not enough to recognise that people are going to have different opinions on important socio-political issues (e.g. feminism, humanism, which political candidates one supports); those who disagree are immoral and deserving of punishment.
Pursues active condemnation (e.g. the assignment of inflammatory labels, name calling, personal insults) of those who disagree.
Aims to inflict harm on those who do not share their views, usually by attempting to damage the target's reputation, status or livelihood.
Behaviour is justified on the grounds that it is perceived as advancing a valuable social justice agenda (e.g. eradicating social ills such as sexism or racism)."

Al. K. Hall™, Contributor at elevanto.com.au.

8 - Counselor - ESFP

As the SJW: Counselors go to protests and make art.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Performs a stand-up routine that makes fun of privileged people in society.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cannabis - Counselors turn to weed as a method of calming their over-active senses and chilling out.


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9 - Specialist - ISFP

As the SJW: Specialists do that really confrontational performance art that usually involves blood.

Bones of contention / pet issue: [Graffiti tag with multiple colors] A dark-skinned female’s face dripping with blood-red tears.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) - The Specialist embarks on a short, solo journey that many describe as spiritual, ethereal and life-changing.


10 - Investigator - INFJ

As the SJW: Investigators have eloquent and sometimes vehement / tactless confrontations and are often the first to point out something is wrong with things are being done.

Bones of contention / pet issue: “It’s okay if you feel like you don’t belong. You’re not alone.”

Drug of Choice (if a user): Psilocybin Mushrooms - allows the Investigator to disconnect from many of their usual cognitive biases and examine the world through a new lens – which is incredibly attractive to this meditative type.


11 - Agent - INFP

As the SJW: Create powerful pieces of art and literature. And behave as per the method above if the other person is not impressed with their work or views. See themselves as "inner city" even if they are nowhere near the centre of one. Likes areas where there are often social and economic problems that appeal to Agents. Extraverted thinking does not allow Agents to clearly see the logic behind their views. They also may completely ignore arguments against their cause because they will not know how to process them in a way that is congruent to maintaining their own belief system.

Bones of contention / pet issue: [writing in diary] The world is unfair and we need to make it better for everybody.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) - The Agent embarks on a short, solo journey that many describe as spiritual, ethereal and life-changing.


12 - Achiever - ISTP

As the SJW: Achievers like to get into heated arguments and go to protests.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Builds a ramp for a wheelchair-user.

Drug of Choice (if a user): LSD - Achievers enjoy the extreme visual and synesthetic effects.


13 - Practitioner - ISFJ

As the SJW: Practitioners will not budge or back down when pressured to be less serious about the stuff they care about.

Bones of contention / pet issue: “Here, I’ll help you find the disability benefits you can apply for.”

Drug of Choice (if a user): Alcohol - traditional and Practitioner retains control.


I am the obnoxious SJW.
Figure #10. Obnoxious SJWs (allegedly).

14 - Objective Thinker - ISTJ

As the SJW: OT's participate in the political process.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Collects statistics and does research on discrimination.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Alcohol - traditional and the OT retains control.


15 - Perfectionist - INTP

As the SJW: Perfectionists question things no one else does and are often the “first followers” in movements.

Bones of contention / pet issue: I’m not anti-feminist but don’t like labels like “feminist”.

Drug of Choice (if a user): LSD - Perfectionists tend to enjoy its contemplative nature.


16 - Enhancer - INTJ

As the SJW: Enhancers may have eloquent and sometimes vehement confrontations and have little patience and tolerance of social justice warriors which leads to the other party being humiliated and made an example of.

Bones of contention / pet issue: I can only focus on myself. The rest of society needs to get itself organised.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Psilocybin Mushrooms - allows the Enhancer to disconnect from many of their usual cognitive biases and examine the world through a new lens – which is incredibly attractive to this meditative type.


"Realize what you really want. It stops you from chasing butterflies and puts you to work digging gold".
- William Moulton Marston 1893-1947

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