Observing the Social Justice Warrior can make it easy for you to pick their pattern

This is your typical SJW - Ugh!; But you have to deal with them!!

Here, Emeritus Professor Ridley Kive™ has delved into the R. Kive™s and shares how imposition is most difficult with one collective of patterns.

That is the group classified by Plato initially as the Idealists:
If you spot this method, you can go on pick their pattern and impose correctly on them. Elevanto always initially looks at those who are termed the Idealists These are (the Intuitive N and Feeling F)- Persuader (5), Promoter (7), Investigator (10), and Agent (11).
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Kive™ shows how, when in Ess Jay Double-Ewes™ mode, which is not all the time and not exclusive to the Fab Four indicated above, how the other person is behaving. Clients and advanced users know the Ess Jay Double-Ewes™ and they are totally predictable. But they do not realise it and you do and you can pick them easily and impose correctly.

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Conducted and Composed by Emeritus Professor Ridley Kive™ - Last Update 10 March, 2019


We are talking here about the Social Justice Warrior.

People that promote and address the social issues that truly matter (civilians) should be widely applauded and acknowledged, but social justice warriors are in a league of their own. They repeatedly bash any content (even if it is innocent) and aggressively call for the downfall of the person who carelessly offended them. They want to apply their politically correct standards and rules to others' speech in an unnecessary or excessive manner. This includes feminism, civil rights, multiculturalism and identity politics. Watch for someone who actively condemns and seeks to harm those who express socio-political views contrary to theirs while claiming to promote social justice.

The Ess Jay Double-Ewes™ Method:
1. Presents as a Social Justice Warrior by taking the moral high ground.
2. Selects 'facts' or 'selective facts' due to their superficial mentality. These 'facts' often turn out to be perception, hearsay, opinion or guess (PHOG, aka 'fog'). But will always think they are correct in all circumstances as they are more intelligent, more informed and have more rational opinions than you; suggesting they are more evolved than everyone else.
3. Proceeds to detract from many of the real problems by continuing to address and argue about meaningless topics in order to boost themselves in the eyes of their peers. Will get angry when ever given the real facts that hold them to account.
4. Eventually, the SJW runs out of steam, totally out-gunned with hypocrisy exposed. The strategy is to commence to make their attacks personal including name calling; e.g. 'you toff', 'you right wing bastard' - the precursor to defeat. Free to be a Jerk? - Article in pdf: Click here.
5. Disappearance is common - never ever agreeing to disagree. Suddenly, you just never hear from the SJW.
6. Opportunities are then taken to assassinate your character. Behind your back, of course. Mutual acquaintances can be a great source of feedback. e.g. (Derogatory tone, negative body language, looking at the ground) "I suppose Henry has some sort of use then."

How to effectively provoke an Ess Jay Double-Ewe™: "Does it ever get cold on the moral high ground?"

Spotting a Social Justice Warrior is reasonably easy, look at coverage on the TV of rallies for a bit of fun. Also shown on this page is which drug each type is likely to enjoy, but that is not by any means exclusive and many do not use drugs at all.


1. Can it be the Director - ESTJ?

The Director is the Border Collie

George W Bush

As the SJW: Directors become politicians.

Bones of contention / pet issue: You have to pick your battles if you want to make change. Some issues are more important than others.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cocaine - It increases the Director's efficiency and offers a competitive edge – at least until its highly addictive properties take hold.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of High Handedness and Implementing™


2. Can it be the Developer - ENTJ?

The Developer is the German Shepherd

Steve Jobs

As the SJW: Developers will purchase a politician.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Becomes a director of a non-profit organization - that allegedly makes them appear good.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cocaine - It increases the Developer's efficiency and offers a competitive edge – at least until its highly addictive properties take hold.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Conflict Creation and Exploiting™


3. Can it be the Results - ESTP?

The Results is the Jack Russell Terrier

Donald Trump

As the SJW: Results folk will break the law.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Lobbies government officials for funding towards social welfare programs.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cannabis - Results folk turn to weed as a method of calming their over-active senses and chilling out.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Domineering and Selling™



4. Can it be the Inspirational - ENTP?

The Inspirational is the Bull Terrier

Henry Kissinger

As the SJW: Inspirationals make people listen to what they have to say by wrapping it in hilarious jokes.

Bones of contention / pet issue: X seems to be an important issue. [2 weeks later] I’m tired of hearing about it.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Speed - Inspirationals look for a way to defy their physical needs and improve their follow-through on their many excitable ideas – and speed (or amphetamine) provides a shortcut to accomplishing both.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Debating and Discussing™


5. Can it be the Persuader - ENFJ?

The Persuader is the Boxer

Nelson Mandela

As the SJW: Persuaders are often already the head of a church or something and use their affluence to influence. They try so hard to bring about social harmony that they end up catering to everyone's demands and their quest for tolerance becomes intolerance of social integration, which, ironically, is the basis for harmony. And behave as per the method above if their ideas are questioned. There are some Persuaders that genuinely care, but they are often just annoying, nagging, pushy, sappy and ineffective. It seems creating and living some cliche movie moment, "aww'ing", and going through the motions are more important to them than actually addressing/fixing whatever they are screaming about.

Bones of contention / pet issue: [speaking into microphone] “…and that is why we need an anti-rape initiative on this campus.”

Drug of Choice (if a user): MDMA. Persuaders tend to appreciate the social aspect of this drug, which brings everyone out of their shell and allows an already close group of people to feel even closer.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Liking to be Liked and Influencing™


6. Can it be the Appraiser - ESFJ

The Appraiser is the Great Dane

Reginald Dwight (Sir Elton John)

As the SJW: Appraisers make sure everyone around them knows what’s going on in the world.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Works at a women’s shelter.

Drug of Choice (if a user): MDMA - Appraisers tend to appreciate the social aspect of this drug, which brings everyone out of their shell and allows an already close group of people to feel even closer.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Coaching and Nurturing™


7. Can it be the Promoter - ENFP?

The Promoter is the Golden Retriever

Ellen DeGeneres

As the SJW: Promoters try to get everyone involved by personally inviting them to join their cause. And behave as per the method above if they are declined. See themselves as "inner city" even if they are nowhere near the centre of one. Like areas where there are often social and economic problems which appeal to Promoters. With zero acknowledgment of supply and demand, will extol the virtues of solar power, while leaving the lights on and appliances running when not at home, but will not have such a system, believing the 'Guvvament' should supply one for free.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Gender disparities. Racism. Ableism. Ageism. Poverty. Trans issues. LGBTI issues. So many battles to fight! So little time!

Drug of Choice (if a user): Speed - Promoters look for a way to defy their physical needs and improve their follow-through on their many excitable ideas – and speed (or amphetamine) provides a shortcut to accomplishing both. A graduate of Cannabis.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of The Short Attention Span and Inspiring™


8. Can it be the Counselor - ESFP

The Counselor is the Poodle

Sir Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr)

As the SJW: Counselors go to protests and make art.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Performs a stand-up routine that makes fun of privileged people in society.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Cannabis - Counselors turn to weed as a method of calming their over-active senses and chilling out.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Fun Times and Befriending™



9. Can it be the Specialist - ISFP

The Specialist is the Saint Bernard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

As the SJW: Specialists do that really confrontational performance art that usually involves blood.

Bones of contention / pet issue: [Graffiti tag with multiple colors] A dark-skinned female’s face dripping with blood-red tears.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) - The Specialist embarks on a short, solo journey that many describe as spiritual, ethereal and life-changing.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Avoidance of Change and Decsribing™


10. Can it be the Investigator - INFJ?

The Investigator is the Greyhound

Adolf Hitler

10 - Investigator - INFJ

As the SJW: Investigators have eloquent and sometimes vehement / tactless confrontations and are often the first to point out something is wrong with things that are being done.

Bones of contention / pet issue: “It’s okay if you feel like you don’t belong. You’re not alone.”

Drug of Choice (if a user): Psilocybin Mushrooms - allows the Investigator to disconnect from many of their usual cognitive biases and examine the world through a new lens – which is incredibly attractive to this meditative type.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Independence and Valuing™


11. Can it be the Agent - INFP?

The Agent is the Tibetan Terrier

John Lennon

As the SJW: Create powerful pieces of art and literature. And behave as per the method above if the other person is not impressed with their work or views. See themselves as "inner city" even if they are nowhere near the centre of one. Likes areas where there are often social and economic problems that appeal to Agents. Extroverted thinking does not allow Agents to clearly see the logic behind their views. They also may completely ignore arguments against their cause because they will not know how to process them in a way that is congruent to maintaining their own belief system.

Bones of contention / pet issue: [writing in diary] The world is unfair and we need to make it better for everybody.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) - The Agent embarks on a short, solo journey that many describe as spiritual, ethereal and life-changing.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Space Cadetship and Dreaming™


12. Can it be the Achiever - ISTP?

The Achiever is the Bassett Hound

Clint Eastwood

As the SJW: Achievers like to get into heated arguments and go to protests.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Builds a ramp for a wheelchair user.

Drug of Choice (if a user): LSD - Achievers enjoy the extreme visual and synesthetic effects.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Work / Life Imbalance and Building™



13. Can it be the Practitioner - ISFJ?

The Practitioner is the Alaskan Malamute

Mother Teresa

As the SJW: Practitioners will not budge or back down when pressured to be less serious about the stuff they care about.

Bones of contention / pet issue: “Here, I’ll help you find the disability benefits you can apply for.”

Drug of Choice (if a user): Alcohol - traditional and Practitioner retains control.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Apparent Expertise and Supporting™



14. Can it be the Objective Thinker - ISTJ?

The Objective Thinker is the Bernese Mountain Dog

Warren Buffett

As the SJW: OT's participate in the political process.

Bones of contention / pet issue: Collects statistics and does research on discrimination.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Alcohol - traditional and the OT retains control.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Data and Operating™



15. Can it be the Perfectionist - INTP?

The Perfectionist is the Papillon

Albert Einstein

As the SJW: Perfectionists question things that no one else does and are often the “first followers” in movements.

Bones of contention / pet issue: I’m not anti-feminist but I do not like labels like “feminist”.

Drug of Choice (if a user): LSD - Perfectionists tend to enjoy its contemplative nature.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Mad Science and Reasoning™



16. Can it be the Enhancer - INTJ?

The Enhancer is the Afghan Hound

Mark Zuckerberg

As the SJW: Hard to ever imagine the Enhancer as an SJW. Enhancers may have eloquent and sometimes vehement confrontations and have little patience and tolerance of social justice warriors. This can leads to the other party being humiliated, made an example of or permanently removed from the Christmas card list.

Bones of contention / pet issue: I can only focus on myself. The rest of society needs to get itself organised.

Drug of Choice (if a user): Psilocybin Mushrooms - allows the Enhancer to disconnect from many of their usual cognitive biases and examine the world through a new lens – which is incredibly attractive to this meditative type.

R. Kive's Moniker™: The Archdeacon of Self-Sufficiency and Planning™