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On the Frog'N'Toad™


We detail here what each type may be like as a driver.
This is contentious as no-one admits that they are a bad driver who makes the passengers nervous.
Choose Results; Inspirational; Perfectionist for the smoothest ride.

Director - ESTJ

On the road trip: "Your driving is terrible, I’m driving from the next time we stop."
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; S: Aware; T: Safe; J: Reckless.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Back seat driver.
4 Passengers: Reckless.
K9: Border Collie.

Developer - ENTJ

On the road trip: "I don’t know why you wanted to go on this trip when there’s perfectly good work to be done in the office."
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; N: Unaware; T: Safe; J: Reckless.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Back seat driver.
4 Passengers: Hostile & angry.
K9: German Shepherd.

Results - ESTP

On the road trip: "Don't you love this car? I got a fantastic discount on it."
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; S: Aware; T: Safe; P: Cautious.
Fault: Speeds 50km/h over. Drag races unmarked cop car.
4 Passengers: Patient & careful.
K9: Jack Russell Terrier.

Inspirational - ENTP

On the road trip: "I’m only turning the radio on if you admit I won the argument."
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; N: Unaware; T: Safe; P: Cautious.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Speeds 50km/h over.
4 Passengers: Patient & careful.
K9: Bull Terrier.

Persuader - ENFJ

On the road trip: "That audiobook was so vivid! Who knew that War and Peace would seem so short?"
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; N: Unaware; F: Dangerous; J: Reckless.
Fault: Texter.
4 Passengers: Reckless & careless.
K9: Boxer.

Appraiser - ESFJ

On the road trip: "Oh look! They have a souvenir shop here! Let’s get something for the girls!"
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; S: Aware; F: Dangerous; J: Reckless.
Fault: Texter. Grandma style. Back seat driver.
4 Passengers: Reckless & careless.
K9: Great Dane.

Promoter - ENFP

On the road trip: "And that’s why we should go on a road trip every year! Wait, have you been asleep during my entire speech?"
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; N: Unaware; F: Dangerous; P: Cautious.
Fault: Texter. Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
4 Passengers: Careless.
K9: Golden Retriever.

Counselor - ESFP

On the road trip: "Let’s stop in Sydney! It’s only 500 km out of our way!"
High Factors: E: Good Presence of Mind; S: Aware; F: Dangerous; P: Cautious.
Fault: Texter. Drag races unmarked cop car.
4 Passengers: Careless.
K9: Poodle.

Specialist - ISFP

On the road trip: "Did you see that bird? It was a bald eagle! And it’s only the fourth one we saw today!"
High Factors: I: Agitated; S: Aware; F: Dangerous; P: Cautious.
Fault: Texter. Grandma style.
4 Passengers: Reckless & careless.
K9: Saint Bernard.

Investigator - INFJ

On the road trip: "That’s the fifth red car I passed today… what could it possibly mean?"
High Factors: I: Agitated; N: Unaware; F: Dangerous; J: Reckless.
Fault: Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
4 Passengers: Reckless & careless.
K9: Greyhound.

Agent - INFP

On the road trip: "Dear Diary, my trip hasn’t gone exactly as planned, and that’s ok."
High Factors: I: Agitated; N: Unaware; F: Dangerous; P: Cautious.
Fault: Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
4 Passengers: Anxious.
K9: Tibetan Terrier.

Achiever - ISTP

On the road trip: "The car should not be making that noise because I changed the oil myself yesterday."
High Factors: I: Agitated; S: Aware; T: Safe; P: Cautious.
Fault: Random thoughts rather than looking forward. Speeds 50km/h over.
4 Passengers: Hostile & angry.
K9: Bassett Hound.

Practitioner - ISFJ

On the road trip: "Did I leave the stove on?"
High Factors: I: Agitated; S: Aware; F: Dangerous; J: Reckless.
Fault: Grandma style.
4 Passengers: Reckless & careless.
K9: Alaskan Malamute.

Objective Thinker - ISTJ

On the road trip: "I’m driving."
High Factors: I: Agitated; S: Aware; T: Safe; J: Reckless.
Fault: Grandma style.
4 Passengers: Anxious.
K9: Bernese Mountain Dog.

Perfectionist - INTP

On the road trip: "Pass me my noise cancelling headphones."
High Factors: I: Agitated; N: Unaware; T: Safe; P: Cautious.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
4 Passengers: Patient & careful.
K9: Papillon.

Enhancer - INTJ

On the road trip: "We cannot get petrol now, that’s not in the itinerary until 4pm."
High Factors: I: Agitated; N: Unaware; T: Safe; J: Reckless.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Random thoughts rather than looking forward. Back seat driver.
4 Passengers: Reckless & careless.
K9: Afghan Hound.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

-- George Carlin, American stand-up comedian --

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