Director - ESTJ

On the road trip: "Your driving is terrible, I’m driving from the next time we stop."
Method: Has an extreme amount of pent up anger released as road rage, likely to yell at whomever cuts them off.
Fault: Back seat driver.
Passenger Perception: Reckless.
Desired Vehicle: Audi A8.
On the Elevanto bus: Aisle seat in the row behind the driver. Checking how the driver drives, sometimes offering advice. Row 2/7.




by B. Collie

Developer - ENTJ

On the road trip: "I don’t know why you wanted to go on this trip when there’s perfectly good work to be done in the office."
Method: Has mapped out the most efficient way to get to every place in their mind.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Back seat driver.
Passenger Perception: Hostile & angry.
Desired Vehicle: Tesla.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat on driver's side. Looking at what they are heading into. Row 4/7.




by G. Shepherd

Results - ESTP

On the road trip: "Don't you love this car? I got a fantastic discount on it."
Method: Drives 120 in a 80 zone.
Fault: Drag races unmarked cop cars.
Passenger Perception: Daredevil.
Desired Vehicle: Porsche Boxter.
On the Elevanto bus: In the back row, window seat on opposite side from the driver. Gesturing at vehicles travelling behind the bus. Row 7/7.




by J. Russell

Inspirational - ENTP

On the road trip: "I’m only turning the radio on if you admit I won the argument."
Method: Likely to backseat drive and argue with the driver about how they are doing it wrongly.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Speeds 50km/h over.
Passenger Perception: Unpredictable.
Desired Vehicle: Smart Car.
On the Elevanto bus: Aisle seat on opposite side from the driver next to the Promoter. Whispering weird things to the Promoter trying to enter their sub-conscious. Row 5/7.


by B. Terrier

Persuader - ENFJ

On the road trip: "That audiobook was so vivid! Who knew that War and Peace would seem so short?"
Method: 'Cries' when someone tooted their horn at them.
Fault: Texter.
Passenger Perception: Reckless & careless.
Desired Vehicle: Range Rover Sport.
On the Elevanto bus: Aisle seat on opposite side from the driver facing row 3. Just met an Appraiser, started talking and are now best friends. Row 4/7.







by T. Boxer

Appraiser - ESFJ

On the road trip: "Oh look! They have a souvenir shop here! Let’s get something for the girls!"
Method: Probably drives a Tarago or similar and is basically always carpooling and driving someone somewhere.
Fault: Grandma style. Back seat driver.
Passenger Perception: Cautious and safe.
Desired Vehicle: Ford F-150.
On the Elevanto bus: Aisle seat on opposite side from the driver facing row 4. Just met a Persuader, started talking and are now best friends. Row 3/7.





by G. Dane

Promoter - ENFP

On the road trip: "And that’s why we should go on a road trip every year! Wait, have you been asleep during my entire speech?"
Method: Likely to cause a crash by changing lanes at the last moment because they saw a sign for something cool at one of the exits.
Fault: Texter. Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
Passenger Perception: Careless.
Desired Vehicle: Volkswagen Beetle.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat on opposite side from the driver next to the Inspirational. Fallen asleep. Dreaming with some parallel universe. Row 5/7.

by G. Retriever

Counselor - ESFP

On the road trip: "Let’s stop in Sydney! It’s only 500 km out of our way!"
Method: Uses driving around as an excuse to get the other drivers to check them out, rolling their convertible down and fixing their hair etc.
Fault: Texter. Drag races unmarked cop cars.
Passenger Perception: Careless.
Desired Vehicle: Ford Mustang.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat in same row as the driver. Checking their hair in the bus's rear view mirror. Row 1/7.





by A. Poodle

Specialist - ISFP

On the road trip: "Did you see that bird? It was a bald eagle! And it’s only the fourth one we saw today!"
Method: Always speeds but also manages to be perpetually late to everything.
Fault: Texter. Fast grandma style.
Passenger Perception: Reckless & careless.
Desired Vehicle: Toyota Land Cruiser.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat on opposite side from the driver. Sitting next to the Persuader. Looking at landscapes with smartphone ready to take photos. Row 4/7.


by S. Bernard

Investigator - INFJ

On the road trip: "That’s the fifth red car I passed today… what could it possibly mean?"
Method: Gets into a car crash because they were staring out of the window pondering some deep insightful life question.
Fault: Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
Passenger Perception: Unnerving.
Desired Vehicle: Volkswagen Touareg.
On the Elevanto bus: In the middle of the back row, opposite the aisle. Watching everybody and thinking about how crazy humanity is. Row 7/7.


by G. Hound

Agent - INFP

On the road trip: "Dear Diary, my trip hasn’t gone exactly as planned, and that’s ok."
Method: Cries, gets out of the car and had a funeral procession when they hit a rabbit.
Fault: Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
Passenger Perception: Anxious.
Desired Vehicle: Volkswagen Combi Van.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat on driver's side. Updating their diary. Row 5/7.





by A. Tibetan

Achiever - ISTP

On the road trip: "The car should not be making that noise because I changed the oil myself yesterday."
Method: Absolutely obsessed with cars and driving and who could fix any car problem you have.
Fault: Random thoughts rather than looking forward. Speeds 50km/h over.
Passenger Perception: Hostile & angry
Desired Vehicle: Chevy Camaro.
On the Elevanto bus: In the back row, window seat on driver's side. Burning random objects. Row 7/7.




by H. Bassett

Practitioner - ISFJ

On the road trip: "Did I leave the stove on?"
Method: Checks ten times to make sure everyone is wearing their seatbelt and all the gauges are good and the oil was changed recently etc.
Fault: Grandma style.
Passenger Perception: Very cautious.
Desired Vehicle: Ford Expedition.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat on driver's side. Looking at what they are leaving behind. Row 3/7.





by A. Malamute

Objective Thinker - ISTJ

On the road trip: "I’m driving."
Method: Has never ever gone over the speed limit or broken a law or even made a rolling stop.
Fault: Grandma style.
Passenger Perception: Safe.
Desired Vehicle: Toyota Prius
On the Elevanto bus: The Driver - simultaneously being nice and being grumpy. Row 1/7.






by B. Mountain

Perfectionist - INTP

On the road trip: "Pass me my noise cancelling headphones."
Method: Likely to park in someone’s driveway without realizing that they were not supposed to.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Random thoughts rather than looking forward.
Passenger Perception: Patient & careful.
Desired Vehicle: Toyota 4Runner.
On the Elevanto bus:Window seat on driver's side. Reading a book. Row 6/7.




by P. Illon

Enhancer - INTJ

On the road trip: "We cannot get petrol now, that’s not in the itinerary until 4pm."
Method: Brilliant and good at literally everything except driving, which they dispute.
Fault: Prone to road rage. Random thoughts rather than looking forward. Back seat driver.
Passenger Perception: Reckless & careless.
Desired Vehicle: Jeep Wrangler.
On the Elevanto bus: Window seat on opposite side from the driver. Just had a revelation that solves their current project's issue. Row 2/7.

by A. Ghan


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