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Criminal Connecshun™

This is for a bit of fun. There are four choices. Our Ghost Writer has selected the one that he thinks is the best fit.
Actually, the Director is a good fit for a career as a criminal investigator or special agent.
How do you fare in the Criminal Connecshun™? Do you use this to pick patterns?.

Director - ESTJ - We say A

Choice A: Tax evader / Embezzlement.
Choice B: Sets up a fake hiring agency that promises lucrative jobs abroad; a front for selling into slavery; with long hours; low pay.
Choice C: Head of illicit operations unit in the government.
Choice D: Child and wife abuser. Animal abuser. Enslaves children and prostitutes. Pimp.
K9: Border Collie.

Developer - ENTJ - We say D

Choice A: War crimes.
Choice B: Mafia boss who rose to the top via hard work.
Choice C: Kingmaker. Responsible for political assassinations and yet there is no incriminating evidence.
Choice D: Ponzi Scheme Operator.
K9: German Shepherd.

Results - ESTP - We say A

Choice A: Reckless Endangerment & Speeding.
Choice B: Runs weapons trade through the dark web.
Choice C: Runs an underground fight club; runs betting; sometimes fights.
Choice D: Runs pyramid scheme or intricate boiler room scam.
K9: Jack Russell Terrier.

Inspirational - ENTP - We say A

Choice A: Grand Larceny.
Choice B: Argues every little thing with the Developer. Intelligence prevents assassination by the Enhancer.
Choice C: Investor that promises to double your money in 2 months and then vanishes with it all.
Choice D: Uses offshore bank accounts to fiddle.
K9: Bull Terrier.

Persuader - ENFJ - We say A

Choice A: Political corruption/deceit.
Choice B: Honey-traps high profile figures for money or power.
Choice C: Bribery including as a modern day Robin Hood, steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Choice D: Cult leader.
K9: Boxer.

Appraiser - ESFJ - We say D

Choice A: Defamation.
Choice B: Leader of a human trafficking nexus.
Choice C: Uses people skills to learn secrets of prominent individuals and then sells to the highest bidder.
Choice D: Prostitution.
K9: Great Dane.

Promoter - ENFP - We say D

Choice A: Public Nuisance.
Choice B: Annoys Developer and Persuader by messing up schedules, jumping from topic to topic and taking everyone out for dinner when work is behind.
Choice C: Sells drugs as coco flavour ice cream. As in cocaine. Coconut shavings added to distract the cops.
Choice D: Crime of passion.
K9: Golden Retriever.

Counselor - ESFP - We say A

Choice A: Disturbing the peace.
Choice B: The charming salesman that sells defective goods.
Choice C: Small time drug-runner, gets high on their supply.
Choice D: Choke/punch/physically attack someone during a fight or heated argument.
K9: Poodle.

Specialist - ISFP - We say C

Choice A: Drug abuse.
Choice B: Award-winning hyperreal sculptor. Are actually embalmed corpses, unclaimed bodies stolen from morgues.
Choice C: The accidental criminal. Forgets to pay at the local shop and is subsequently charged for shoplifting.
Choice D: Any victimless crimes.
K9: Saint Bernard.

Investigator - INFJ - We say A

Choice A: Stalking.
Choice B: Identity thief, especially skilled at impersonating someone else.
Choice C: Poisons the elderly. Euthanasia.
Choice D: Gospel Preachers who skims off money.
K9: Greyhound.

Agent - INFP - We say D

Choice A: Religious crimes.
Choice B: Terrorist - school shooter. Motivated by vengeance.
Choice C: Devoted idealists, the perfect perpetrator of this.
Choice D: Public Intoxication.
K9: Tibetan Terrier.

Achiever - ISTP - We say D

Choice A: Theft.
Choice B: Mercenary. Works alone.
Choice C: Tradie who overcharges little old ladies.
Choice D: Hit man. Serial Killer.
K9: Bassett Hound.

Practitioner - ISFJ - We say C

Choice A: Hate crimes.
Choice B: Serial mail order bride who marries vulnerable men and then runs away with their money.
Choice C: Accomplice - abettor to a crime..
Choice D: Runs a private doctors practice exclusive to criminals who want treatment with no involvement from the police.
K9: Alaskan Malamute.

Obj.Thinker - ISTJ - We say C

Choice A: Assassination.
Choice B: Kidnaps people for ransom.
Choice C: Gifted accountant of a mafia organisation. Tax evasion.
Choice D: Amazing Accountant who has the ability to “cook the books” for any business.
K9: Bernese Mountain Dog.

Perfectionist - INTP - We say A

Choice A: Computer system hacker - cyber terrorism.
Choice B: High school teacher by day, serial killer by night.
Choice C: Hacker hired by corporations and foreign governments to meddle in other country elections.
Choice D: Information liberalist / Political Assassinator.
K9: Papillon.

Enhancer - INTJ - We say D

Choice A: Criminal mastermind behind a string of intricately planned heists that always leaves authorities scratching their heads.
Choice B: Creates new drug that cures depression; approved for mass testing. Wants to use it for own mind control.
Choice C: Espionage agent / terrorist boss.
Choice D: Drug Lord.
K9: Afghan Hound.

Aka: crook, culprit, lawbreaker,
malefactor, miscreant, offender.

-- Merriam-Webster Dictionary --

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