This is for a bit of fun. There are four choices. Our Ghost Writer has selected the one that he
thinks is the best fit.
Actually, the Director is a good fit for a career as a criminal investigator
or special agent. How do you fare in the Criminal Connecshun™? Do you use this to pick patterns?.
Choice A: Tax evader / Embezzlement. Choice B: Sets up a fake hiring agency that promises lucrative jobs abroad;
a front for selling into slavery; with long hours; low pay. Choice C: Head of illicit operations unit in the government. Choice D: Child and wife abuser. Animal abuser. Enslaves children and prostitutes. Pimp. K9: Border Collie.
Choice A: War crimes. Choice B: Mafia boss who rose to the top via hard work. Choice C: Kingmaker. Responsible for political assassinations and yet there is no incriminating evidence. Choice D: Ponzi Scheme Operator. K9: German Shepherd.
Choice A: Reckless Endangerment & Speeding. Choice B: Runs weapons trade through the dark web. Choice C: Runs an underground fight club; runs betting; sometimes fights. Choice D: Runs pyramid scheme or intricate boiler room scam. K9: Jack Russell Terrier.
Choice A: Grand Larceny. Choice B: Argues every little thing with the Developer. Intelligence prevents assassination by the Enhancer. Choice C: Investor that promises to double your money in 2 months and then vanishes with it all. Choice D: Uses offshore bank accounts to fiddle. K9: Bull Terrier.
Choice A: Political corruption/deceit. Choice B: Honey-traps high profile figures for money or power. Choice C: Bribery including as a modern day Robin Hood, steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Choice D: Cult leader. K9: Boxer.
Choice A: Defamation. Choice B: Leader of a human trafficking nexus. Choice C: Uses people skills to learn secrets of prominent individuals and then sells to the highest bidder. Choice D: Prostitution. K9: Great Dane.
Choice A: Public Nuisance. Choice B: Annoys Developer and Persuader by messing up schedules, jumping from topic to topic and
taking everyone out for dinner when work is behind. Choice C: Sells drugs as coco flavour ice cream. As in cocaine. Coconut shavings added
to distract the cops. Choice D: Crime of passion. K9: Golden Retriever.
Choice A: Disturbing the peace. Choice B: The charming salesman that sells defective goods. Choice C: Small time drug-runner, gets high on their supply. Choice D: Choke/punch/physically attack someone during a fight or heated argument. K9: Poodle.
Choice A: Drug abuse. Choice B: Award-winning hyperreal sculptor. Are actually embalmed corpses, unclaimed bodies stolen from morgues. Choice C: The accidental criminal. Forgets to pay at the local shop and is subsequently charged for shoplifting. Choice D: Any victimless crimes. K9: Saint Bernard.
Choice A: Religious crimes. Choice B: Terrorist - school shooter. Motivated by vengeance. Choice C: Devoted idealists, the perfect perpetrator of this. Choice D: Public Intoxication. K9: Tibetan Terrier.
Choice A: Theft. Choice B: Mercenary. Works alone. Choice C: Tradie who overcharges little old ladies. Choice D: Hit man. Serial Killer. K9: Bassett Hound.
Choice A: Hate crimes. Choice B: Serial mail order bride who marries vulnerable men and then runs away with their money. Choice C: Accomplice - abettor to a crime.. Choice D: Runs a private doctors practice exclusive to criminals who want treatment with no involvement
from the police. K9: Alaskan Malamute.
Choice A: Assassination. Choice B: Kidnaps people for ransom. Choice C: Gifted accountant of a mafia organisation. Tax evasion. Choice D: Amazing Accountant who has the ability to “cook the books” for any business. K9: Bernese Mountain Dog.
Choice A: Computer system hacker - cyber terrorism. Choice B: High school teacher by day, serial killer by night. Choice C: Hacker hired by corporations and foreign governments to meddle in other country elections. Choice D: Information liberalist / Political Assassinator. K9: Papillon.
Choice A: Criminal mastermind behind a string of intricately planned heists that always leaves
authorities scratching their heads. Choice B: Creates new drug that cures depression; approved for mass testing.
Wants to use it for own mind control. Choice C: Espionage agent / terrorist boss. Choice D: Drug Lord. K9: Afghan Hound.
