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Disc Deux Vaches - Two Cows Explorer™

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Conducted and Composed by Elizabeth Hunter™ - Last Update 2 December, 2018

1 - Director - ESTJ

If I had two cows, I would plough the farm, dust the crops, feed the pigs, rebuild the barn and celebrate by coming back to my two cows and yell at them for still just standing where I left them hours ago.

If I was an animal, I would be a CAT - Aloof and commanding.


2 - Developer - ENTJ

If I had two cows, I would hire them as secretaries.

If I was an animal, I would be a LION - Ensuring the other animals know who is the boss.


3 - Results - ESTP

If I had two cows, I would eat one of them and then go drinking down at the pub.

If I was an animal, I would be a FERRET - In the middle of everything; learning, playing and doing.


4 - Inspirational - ENTP

If I had two cows, I would convince them that it would be a privilege for both of them to paint my fence for me.

If I was an animal, I would be a MONARCH BUTTERFLY - Knowing where I am going, how to get there and how to teach other Monarch Butterflies the way.


"How you say something is always more important that what you say."

Peter Rogen, Effective Presentations Method Creator, New York. (Promoter ?)

5 - Persuader - ENFJ

If I had two cows, I would spend the rest of the day trying to hug both of my cows at the same time.

If I was an animal, I would be an ELEPHANT - Looking out for the other elephants and organising the herd to get things done.


6 - Appraiser - ESFJ

If I had two cows, I would paint both of my cows blue and then become angry as they really looked better before.

If I was an animal, I would be a RABBIT - Seeking harmony and cooperation with the other rabbits.


7 - Promoter - ENFP

If I had two cows, I would get both of them to tell me their life stories.

If I was an animal, I would be a SQUIRREL - Chattering and jumping from tree to tree while forgetting where the acorns were buried.


8 - Counselor - ESFP

If I had two cows, I would use them as props in my one man production of a Shakespearean play.

If I was an animal, I would be a DOG - Happy to see you and play or be patted or go for a run.


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9 - Specialist - ISFP

If I had two cows, I would sit up in a tree and draw both of my cows.

If I was an animal, I would be a HORSE - Gently caring, preferring action to words.


10 - Investigator - INFJ

If I had two cows, I would imagine that my cows are in love and cry with joy.

If I was an animal, I would be an EAGLE - Soaring above, yet keenly sensing all that goes on below.


11 - Agent - INFP

If I had two cows, I would imagine that both of my cows were lonely and cry with sadness.

If I was an animal, I would be a PANDA - Deep in my mysterious forest, contemplating beauty.


12 - Achiever - ISTP

If I had two cows, I would get up at 4am and ride them.

If I was an animal, I would be a CHIMPANZEE - Investigating the environment and finding out how things work.


13 - Practitioner - ISFJ

If I had two cows, I would plan all of my cows activities for the rest of the week.

If I was an animal, I would be a COW - Following the pecking order and nurturing the calves.


If I had two cows,
Figure #1. Centralised and considered communication.

14 - Objective Thinker - ISTJ

If I had two cows, I would get up at 4am and milk them.

If I was an animal, I would be a BEE - Always organised and neat.


15 - Perfectionist - INTP

If I had two cows, I would sit around for days thinking that my two cows may be better off as castles.

If I was an animal, I would be a TORTOISE - Contemplating deep thoughts from the safety of my shell.


16 - Enhancer - INTJ

If I had two cows, I would break down both of my cows and use the parts to build robots.

If I was an animal, I would be an ANT - Building intricate systems only I can see.


"Realize what you really want. It stops you from chasing butterflies and puts you to work digging gold".
- William Moulton Marston 1893-1947

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